SCORING SYSTEM FOR CRAPPY SONGS
BETA-A

(note that points accumulate depending on how many times the lyrics cover a keyword, EXAMPLE; the chorus uses the word "blood" 3 times and the chorus is repeated 5 times, that makes 75 points for the song based on that keyword alone)

LYRICS
          -all keywords are worth 5 points
-"why"
- "wounds", "my wounds" "scars"
-"darkness","blackness" "shadow""night",
-"dying","death","lifeless"
-"cut" "hurt"
-"lost"
-"scream","agony","pain"
-"blind""deaf" "numb" or other handicaps
-"nobody cares"
-"broken"
- "blood",bleed" etc.
-"hate"
-"love"-
- any form of cussing
-"heart"
         
-song directed to ex boyfriend/girlfriend = 5 points
- song bashing ex boyfriend/girlfriend = 5 points
- lack of pattern/ unorganized syllables = 5 points
- no actual tune made for the lyrics = 10 points
-notation saying exactly where to scream or whisper = 5 points
-BADLY spelled word = 5 points
-anger at god/ unearthly beings=10
- mention of any blade-like weapon=5
-entire song about blade-like weapon=20



PERFORMANCE
-nasally voice= 8 points
-whiny voice= 8 points
-mush mouth=8 points

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